Six Things You Can't Say in Seattle

Knute Berger's "Six Things You Can't Say in Seattle" has garnered plenty of kudos from locals tired of explaining to out of towners exactly what Seattle is all about.

In case you missed his column in our May issue, here's a recap of Knute's six commandments:
1. “Recycling is a hassle.”
2. “Bellevue’s pretty cool.”
3. “Would you like to come over for dinner?”

4. “I like driving better than biking.”

5. “Your dog just sh*t on my shoe.”
6. “I’m a Republican.”
Read Skip's May column to understand WHY you can't say these things.

Tell us YOUR pick for the ultimate Seattle conversation stopper.