Special session begins. Not sure what's so "special"--it's the 41st one since 1981.
Ed Murray might have trouble raising revenues in Olympia, but raising money for his mayor's race? No problem.
Mike McGinn's goofs on gun meltdown, but turning rifles and revolvers into rebar is a better idea than "peace plaques" anyway. Pistols become apodments!
Hunter claims to have killed Bigfoot in Texas. The bait? What big hairy guy can resist a rack of ribs?
America in Decline:
Social Security office says that boy's names "Major," "King," and "Messiah" are rapidly gaining popularity in the U.S. Since upward mobility has ended, ego inflation is all we have left for our kids.
Tip of the Day:
Never drink anything that can mask the flavor of Raid--especially if it's from your ex.
Headlines that state the obvious.
Isn't every week Beer Week?